And the theme for this shave goes out to
@Boycie83 and welcome to another Karaoke shave 'The Great Enabler'
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Freddie the razor - Brass Colonial General
Freddie the blade- Feather Professional
Freddie the brush- AP Shaving 30mm Cashmere
Freddie the soap- Abbate Y Mantia Matteo
Freddie the scent- Floris Santal
Time to hit play and in your best Freddie Mercury voice sing sing sing!
(If you struggle to fit the alternative lyrics in to the song then sing faster at times or blame someone else)
Oh yes I'm the great enabler (ooh ooh)
Enabling is what I do well (ooh ooh)
Your need is such I enable too much
I'm a twat but no one can tell
Oh yes I'm the great enabler (ooh ooh)
Shifting shit in a world of my own (ooh ooh)
I play your game but to my real shame
I leave you skint and to dream all alone
Too real the money I make up my sleeve
Too real when I feel what my bank can conceal
Ooh ooh yes I'm the great enabler (ooh ooh)
Just laughing at you like a clown (ooh ooh)
I appear to be good you are not don't you see
I hear my heart beat your bank balance down
Enabling while you're still around
Yeah ooh hoo
Too real when I feel what my bank can conceal
Oh yes I'm the greatenabler
Just laughing at you like a clown (ooh ooh)
I appear to be good you are not you see
I hear my heart beat your bank balance down
Enabling that you're
Enabling while you're still around
And the enabler has been enabled. Other than that an absolute cracking shave with lots of brass to flash around
And as a treat for
@Digimonkey it is over to the 'not seen for some time' Aldious including the very lovely and talented Yoshi. Enjoy. I know someone who will
And I love you all
This was from last night as no shave today so I can be ready tomorrow for a new toy. And no it isn't made from 9" of rubber