- Joined
- Saturday January 2, 2016
- Location
- Liverpool
Roll up, roll up, roll up. A once in a lifetime treat (thank God) and a shave themed, 'American (shaving) cream pie'.
The cats cream - Rocnel SE-P
Creaming it - 0.487576% of a Dorco Prime
Lapping up the cream - AP Shaving 24mm Cashmere
Creaming my face - Penhaligons Bayolea
Smell the cream - Penhaligons Bayolea splash
So another (and probably the last) Karaoke based shave from me. And this evening's entertainment will last some 8 minutes or so, which is considerably shorter than most movies sharing the same theme. So sit back and waffle your way through this one......Or you can jump to the Japanese entertainment committee at the end and save a large chunk of your life.
Hit play
Long long time ago, too drunk to remember
How shaving used to make me smile
And I knew if Boycie had his chance
That he could put people in a shaving trance
And maybe they'd be cash strapped for a while
But February made me shiver
With every cold shave that I could deliver
Bad news by the shaving sink
Dropped a bottle and took out a chink
I can't remember if I was sick
When I caught myself with a really bad nick
But the styptic cringed me deep inside
The day that shaving died
So bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking, "This'll be the day that shaves die"
This will be the day that shaves die
Did Brian M write the Book of shaved?
And do you believe Satanfriendly’s depraved?
If the internet tells you so
Do you believe in shaving wet?
Can shaving save your old Gillette?
And can you teach me how to lather without a sweat?
I saw your cheeks all puffed inflated
‘Cause I saw you shaving standing naked
You kicked in with your braving
My God what were you shaving!?
I was a scraggy teenage hairy mush
With a pink De Candre and a shaving brush
But I was destined for facial bush
The day that shaving died
I started singing, So bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking, "This'll be the day that shaves die"
This will be the day that shaves die
Now for ten years my beard has grown
And hair grows fast on an old ugly crone
But that's not how it used to be
When jester shaved for his SOTD
With a razor he I think he borrowed from me
And a blade that came from Mr Boycie
Oh and while SF was feeling empyreal
Jester stole his stainless General
Caught red handed fingers burned
His nads were never returned
And while Brian read a book of soap
The newbies practiced in blind hope
And we tried shaving high on dope
The day that shaving died
We were singing, So bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking, "This'll be the day that shaves die"
This will be the day that shaves die
Helter skelter in the summer swelter
Cold water shaving is such a belter
Eight minutes in and passes real fast
Blade landed foul on hairy grass and cuts with a second pass
Cold cos have you seen the fucking price of gas?
Now the bathroom air was full of fume
While blood spurts out in a reddened plume
We reach out for the toilet paper
Oh, this was a real bad scraper
'Cause the shavers tried to take the field
The two edged blade and skin all peeled
Do you recall what was revealed?
Yeh, were all daft twats at times
We started singing bye-bye, So bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking, "This'll be the day that shaves die"
This will be the day that shaves die
Oh, and there we were living charades
A generation lost in blades
With no time left to start again
So come on, styptic be nimble, styptic be quick
Work your wonders on my bottom lip
'Cause Satanfriendly don’t have any friend
Oh, and as I watched him wincing in the mirror
Hands clenched around his bristle shearer
No fluff removing born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the soap climbed out of the sink
To lather faces in a wink
I saw Satan laughing cos he’d had a drink
The day that shaving died
He was singing bye-bye, So bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking, "This'll be the day that shaves die"
This will be the day that shaves die
I met a girl who looked all blush
When I asked if I could clear her bush
But she just smiled when I said her shrubbery
I went down to the Emporium store
Where I'd bought some shite some years before
But the man there said shaving didn’t pay
And in the streets, the shavers screamed
With nicks and weepers they’d never dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The sink was fucking broken
And the one man I admire most
Palmolive fox and the swedes he host
He bought the last blade from West Coast
The day that shaving died
And they were singing So bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking, "This'll be the day that shaves die"
This will be the day that shaves die
And they were singing bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking “This’ll be the day that shaves die”
And as a passing comment. Great shave by the way.
Enjoy the remainder of your weekends you fantastic forum folk and I leave you with some beaver who seem to think it takes even less than 8 minutes. Cracking song
The cats cream - Rocnel SE-P
Creaming it - 0.487576% of a Dorco Prime
Lapping up the cream - AP Shaving 24mm Cashmere
Creaming my face - Penhaligons Bayolea
Smell the cream - Penhaligons Bayolea splash
So another (and probably the last) Karaoke based shave from me. And this evening's entertainment will last some 8 minutes or so, which is considerably shorter than most movies sharing the same theme. So sit back and waffle your way through this one......Or you can jump to the Japanese entertainment committee at the end and save a large chunk of your life.
Hit play
Long long time ago, too drunk to remember
How shaving used to make me smile
And I knew if Boycie had his chance
That he could put people in a shaving trance
And maybe they'd be cash strapped for a while
But February made me shiver
With every cold shave that I could deliver
Bad news by the shaving sink
Dropped a bottle and took out a chink
I can't remember if I was sick
When I caught myself with a really bad nick
But the styptic cringed me deep inside
The day that shaving died
So bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking, "This'll be the day that shaves die"
This will be the day that shaves die
Did Brian M write the Book of shaved?
And do you believe Satanfriendly’s depraved?
If the internet tells you so
Do you believe in shaving wet?
Can shaving save your old Gillette?
And can you teach me how to lather without a sweat?
I saw your cheeks all puffed inflated
‘Cause I saw you shaving standing naked
You kicked in with your braving
My God what were you shaving!?
I was a scraggy teenage hairy mush
With a pink De Candre and a shaving brush
But I was destined for facial bush
The day that shaving died
I started singing, So bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking, "This'll be the day that shaves die"
This will be the day that shaves die
Now for ten years my beard has grown
And hair grows fast on an old ugly crone
But that's not how it used to be
When jester shaved for his SOTD
With a razor he I think he borrowed from me
And a blade that came from Mr Boycie
Oh and while SF was feeling empyreal
Jester stole his stainless General
Caught red handed fingers burned
His nads were never returned
And while Brian read a book of soap
The newbies practiced in blind hope
And we tried shaving high on dope
The day that shaving died
We were singing, So bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking, "This'll be the day that shaves die"
This will be the day that shaves die
Helter skelter in the summer swelter
Cold water shaving is such a belter
Eight minutes in and passes real fast
Blade landed foul on hairy grass and cuts with a second pass
Cold cos have you seen the fucking price of gas?
Now the bathroom air was full of fume
While blood spurts out in a reddened plume
We reach out for the toilet paper
Oh, this was a real bad scraper
'Cause the shavers tried to take the field
The two edged blade and skin all peeled
Do you recall what was revealed?
Yeh, were all daft twats at times
We started singing bye-bye, So bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking, "This'll be the day that shaves die"
This will be the day that shaves die
Oh, and there we were living charades
A generation lost in blades
With no time left to start again
So come on, styptic be nimble, styptic be quick
Work your wonders on my bottom lip
'Cause Satanfriendly don’t have any friend
Oh, and as I watched him wincing in the mirror
Hands clenched around his bristle shearer
No fluff removing born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the soap climbed out of the sink
To lather faces in a wink
I saw Satan laughing cos he’d had a drink
The day that shaving died
He was singing bye-bye, So bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking, "This'll be the day that shaves die"
This will be the day that shaves die
I met a girl who looked all blush
When I asked if I could clear her bush
But she just smiled when I said her shrubbery
I went down to the Emporium store
Where I'd bought some shite some years before
But the man there said shaving didn’t pay
And in the streets, the shavers screamed
With nicks and weepers they’d never dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The sink was fucking broken
And the one man I admire most
Palmolive fox and the swedes he host
He bought the last blade from West Coast
The day that shaving died
And they were singing So bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking, "This'll be the day that shaves die"
This will be the day that shaves die
And they were singing bye-bye, Mr smooth faced guy
Took my face in to the basin but the basin was dry
That chink in the sink kissed the water bye bye
Thinking “This’ll be the day that shaves die”
And as a passing comment. Great shave by the way.
Enjoy the remainder of your weekends you fantastic forum folk and I leave you with some beaver who seem to think it takes even less than 8 minutes. Cracking song
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