A new week of SOTD's and here I am to say hello and welcome you to my first entry for this week and a shave themed, 'Bad shave'
Bad boy razor - 3ONE6
Bad ass blade - Wizzamet Super Iridium
Bad bad brush - Hive-2
Big bad soap - MDC Fougere
Bad and balmy - L'Occitane Cade
Bad smell - Hermes terre d'hermes
'Trials for the Olympic 100m drunken stagger. A race which usually covers several hundred metres'
Well. Since I haven't been here for sometime I felt life is ready for a return to a Karaoke shave.
Not the most difficult song to scribble some crap together, but a bit more taxing than 'Da Da Da' by the German band Trio. Anyway, you know the score, hit play and somehow contrive the words to fit. So come on give it your best Bon Jovi impersonation and pretend you have a great head of hair. Or to any of you head shavers or just bald chaps like me, just pretend you have any hair.
All cut and sliced
And you're to blame
Satan, you give shaving a bad name
Old discarded crap is what the Emporium sell
They promise you Heaven, then put you through hell
Shaving gold in exchange for a cheque
And all you get, a Pearl flexi necklace around your neck
Oh, you're a loaded brush, yah
Oh no, there's no soap in the jar
No styptic can save me
A bloody great scar
All cut and marked
And you're to blame
Satan, you give shaving a bad name
I shaved my parts and I did so in shame
You give shaving a bad name (bad name)
Hey, you give shaving, a bad name
Paint your lather on your rosy red cheeks
Blood runs down your face in long crimson streaks
The Emporium’s dream, your nightmare guy
Your very first shave was your first worst buy
Oh, you're a loaded brush, yah
Oh no, there's no soap in the jar
No styptic can save me
A bloody great scar
All cut and marked
And you're to blame
Satan, you give shaving a bad name
I shaved my parts and I did so in shame
You give shaving a bad name (bad name)
Hey, you give shaving, a bad name
All cut and marked
And you're to blame
Satan, you give shaving a bad name
My wife shaved her parts apparently I’m to blame
I loaned her a razor with a bad name (bad name)
All cut and marked
And you're to blame
Satan, you give shaving a bad name
You shaved your nads and you did so in pain
Because I gave shaving a bad name (bad name)
You give shaving
You give shaving (bad name)
You give shaving
You give shaving (bad name)
You give shaving
You give shaving (bad name)
You give shaving
You give shaving
Very pretty, but what was your shave like? Brilliant and happy
Instead of a journey through 'Obscure Japanese ladies', for the foreseeable I shall only end on some of my favourites down the years, which still remain obscure to most of you.....Starting with my first glimpse of beaver......
A new week should always start with telling you all, I love you