So that does it. I am apparently an old satanic fart. Am I really? You and me
@ekeko down the back alley, and matey, I don't come cheap. 8½p.
And in a state of disgust I theme this shave 'Pros and cons'
Pro@razor - Occams Enoch
Blade.con - Kai Titan mild
Brush.co.uk - Highlander TSR LE 2023
Soap@pro.com - Officina Artigiana
I'm a con - Simple
Scent of a pro - Laboratory Perfumes Samphire
'8½p? An absolute bargain. I'll drink to that'
'Didn't she appear here last night?'
'She did indeed. Slapper'
The pros...
A very superb razor. Quick. Accurate. Efficient.
A most excellent smooth blade
A very fine lathering tool
A very fine lathering soap
A very cheap but great moisturiser
A most bodacious perfume
And a big pro. I don't have to be an ugly bearded bastard
The cons
As long as the razor doesn't fall apart
The word 'mild' is a lie
Everyone on TSR has one
An Italian office furniture brand
Named after me
Samphire? WTF is Samphire?
I am just a cleanly shaven bastard instead
A big pro. You get a free bunch of Japanese ladies as an SOTD parting gift. And even better, it's the Beaver
I love you all