To end this week's frolicking by the sink activities I give you last night's shave themed, 'Harry Potter and granddad's secret chamber pot'
Harry Potter - Occams Enoch
Pothead Pixies - Schick Proline (Gong anyone?)
A Potter called Harry - Cadman 24mm Tuxedo
Harry the pot - Captain Fawcett's scarpicchio
A pot to piss in - Goutal Eau De Monsieur
'Very fetching shoes Satan'
'Thank you'
Yesterday was Mrs Satanfriendly's birthday and unknown to her the granddaughters had arranged for it to be Harry Potter themed. Themed shaves, themed birthdays. They are learning. It did include the missus having to wear a Potter outfit complete with a chopstick as a wand. I did mention she was a witch but quickly corrected that she was in fact, a wizard. How pathetic I am.
Let's fuck granddad up by stealing his chamber pot from under the bed
Yeh
Then he won't know what to do when he needs a wee in the middle of the night
Yeh
And that's because he is rubbish
Yeh
And he has a rubber bum
Yeh. Does he?
Obviously their cloaks of invisibility are failing badly and they are confusing Harry Potter with Zorro.
And the shave?
A wizard of a shave and alchemy while unable to change lead to gold, it did a mighty fine job of changing rough as a badger's arse to smooth as a beaver.
Did someone mention beaver?
Have a most wonderful weekend you forum folk