It would be cool doing a spoof on this..
Guy1 is shaving with a straight razor in a public toilet.
(the whole works are laid out, strop, brush, bowl, soap AS)
The guy is taking his time..
<enter douchebag> "ARE YOU READY FOR THE PROGLIDE CHALLENGE!!!"
guy1: Please kind sir, don't interupt, Can't you see I'm shaving?"
DB: "ARE YOU READY FOR THE PROGLIDE CHALLENGE!!!"
Guy1 (holding a straight in his hand): Would you be so kind as to vacate the premises with your overpriced merchandise?"
DB: "ARE YOU READY FOR THE PROGLIDE CHALLENGE!!!"
Guy1: You do realise that I'm holding a straight razor, honed to perfection, with one slice I could cut of any apendage off your body.
DB: "ARE YOU READY FOR THE PROGLIDE CHALLENGE!!!"
Guy1: ARE YOU READY FOR THE STRAIGHT RAZOR CHALLENGE!!! (while holding the straight to the DB's carotid artery.)
If I had english speaking friends, I'd love a stab at this, I have the equipment.. If anyone feels like trying this one, go for it!
Max