I've changed for the afternoon and applied what can only be described as ‘lashings' of Guerlain Santal Royal. I'm just off to curl into a ball on the sofa and smell myself all afternoon.
Or you could splash on a generous quantity of Pinaud Clubman Private Reserve. That will likely clear the room!
I shouldn't joke - I have a bottle, and can't resist an application every now and then when I feel like wrestling a 6m Salty .