Rooney and the Queen

[UKRob]

How wonderful that in the same 24 hour period, Wayne Rooney will become England's leading goal scorer and the Queen, Britain's longest serving monarch. I wonder if she will send him a telegram - or maybe a txt. message - or even post a facebook tribute.

 

[PLANofMAN]

It's the Queen. She'll probably write him a letter.
He, on the other hand, will probably send a tweet.

I thought this thread was going to have something to do with shave brushes.

 

[pedro083]

Maybe if she feels a bit randy as Rooney is a known granny fiddler

 

[UKRob]

Well I didn't foresee this going into the areas of Grannies and badgers.