"Waiter, waiter! There's a hair in my soup!!"
"Yes it's meant to be there, sir. Here it is our philosophy to use the whole of the beast. It seems to be common sense and even polite to the animal to use as much of it as possible. Sorry that's not funny, but I do walk like I've got frog's legs, perhaps we could make a joke about that?"
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"Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup!!"
"Yes, that's because you ordered fly soup. Here it is our philosophy that every animal or insect that can be should be eaten. Again, not very funny, but fly soup wasn't actually on the menu so by loudly drawing the whole dining room's attention towards it it's certainly possible that everyone will want one. There, I've done it. Ho ho ho!!"
"Chortle chortle"
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