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[Evvaa]

geeeeez just watching MTV, I need sex RX (just on the tv in the background)

some woman has just adviced a bloke about STD's, he says he has oral sex so she told him he needs to use a Vulva Doyaly (how ever its spelt) a bit of latex you stretch across your face/the lady bits so you can still give her pleasure and you exxercise ytour tounge without the chance of getting anything, can also be used when she's bleeding - is it me or is this VERY WRONG??????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :?

Food and Drink - is this the right place since people have been talking abolut black pudding tonight?

Sorry, my mind playing up tonight

 

[Sunburyboy93]

i had to read that three times and i'm still not sure what to make of it :? :? Get to bed you filthy beast.................! :lol:

 

[Evvaa]

you proberly read it right.

Basically a condom for the tounge, stretch it across your face or the girly bits then carry on licking and sucking without the taste, mess or any infection - whats the point?

 

[Sunburyboy93]

you proberly read it right.

Basically a condom for the tounge, stretch it across your face or the girly bits then carry on licking and sucking without the taste, mess or any infection - whats the point?

sounds interesting, wish i knew about these before valentines day, as my Girlfriend would have loved these on our special evening !!

for gods sake...........what next...............a Fanny Burkah !

 

[Evvaa]

for gods sake...........what next...............a Fanny Burkah !

Well they do way women can multi task, they can be used as mobile letterboxes as well now

 

[Sunburyboy93]

for gods sake...........what next...............a Fanny Burkah !

Well they do way women can multi task, they can be used as mobile letterboxes as well now

:lol: :lol:

On a serious note, i would like to think that my fellow men would have enough common sense to not run the risk of going down on a walking
clap clinic.......and as for Bloodsports..........well sorry.........."I'm Out" !!!

 

[Sunburyboy93]

perhaps this should go in the "Jokes, funnies an NSFW" Board :shock: :? :lol:

 

[Evvaa]

perhaps this should go in the "Jokes, funnies an NSFW" Board :shock: :? :lol:

Not food and drink then :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

 

[Sunburyboy93]

Well i guess it's eating.......all depends what sounds edible and fresh !!

 

[mattlad]

perhaps this should go in the "Jokes, funnies an NSFW" Board :shock: :? :lol:

Not food and drink then :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

Tricky one........ Drinking from the "Furry Cup"..........

 

[Evvaa]

Tricky one........ Drinking from the "Furry Cup"..........

Well since she found my spare ever ready 1912 its a highly polished crystal tumbler

 

[tritrek]

well, it's eating too so the topic is right

 

[pugh-the-special-one]

Yes for many years I thought CUNNY LINGUS was a kind of Celtic folk dance! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now that's the department a Women really will appreciate a DE shave, if you are going to participate in the dark art of muff diving, make sure you have a good shave first, speaks the Man of experience.

Jamie