Names and jobs

[hando]

we used to get on the Liverpool supporters bus that started in Ayr

there was a lad on it called Peter Sutcliffe

suprisingly his nickname was Ripper :?

 

[IanM]

Once had a customer bring a camera in for repair, whose name was Richard Head.

Yes. Really.

Ian

 

[joe mcclaine]

Had a mate named Jonathan James.

"shoes" was his nickname.

He was as thick as a gorilla's cock though and never got the joke.

 

[Jeltz]

In Bath there is a removal firm called Cundick Removals, I used to see their vans about and snigger

 

[andyjreid]

In Bath there is a removal firm called Cundick Removals, I used to see their vans about and snigger

Not really a funny but I really like this one......

Italian Sausage Specialist indeed (bring it on PC im ready for ye)

This butcher may even have been the man who invented the Square Sausage slice with a haggis round in the middle of it. Nice bit of eating that.

 

[Jeltz]

"Italian Sausage Specialist" You know that will become your custom title now don't you?