Merry Christmas everyone.

Merry Christmas everyone. One of my hobbies is writing parody songs so I've done a seasonal one for you all to enjoy!

Have yourself a very damn fine Christmas
Let your face be smooth
Hone your shaving skills and surely they'll improve

Have yourself a very damn fine Christmas
Make the brush hairs splay
Open up your shaving den and choose away

Once again as in olden shaves
Happy golden shaves of yore
Soaps and creams which do make us grin
Will be on our skin once more

Razors soon will glide across the lather
If the blades allow
Take your time, no pressure; there's no need to plow
So have yourself a very damn fine Christmas now

Here we are as in olden shaves
Happy golden shaves of yore
Soaps and creams which do make us grin
Will be on our skin once more

Razors soon will glide across the lather
If the blades allow
Have a nick-free shave and you may take a bow, oh
Have yourself a very damn fine Christmas now
 
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