Knock knock

Al H · Saturday December 8, 2012

Who's there?

Christopher

Christopher who?

That's show business

Lose the beard · Saturday December 8, 2012

You'll need to explain that one to me.

Al H · Sunday December 9, 2012

Crap factor

Lose the beard · Sunday December 9, 2012

I obviously need to get out more. Still going right over my head.

UKRob · Sunday December 9, 2012

Lose the beard said:
I obviously need to get out more. Still going right over my head.

I'm with LTB on this one so I thought I'd add my own favourite Knock Knock joke:

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

M.A.B. It's a big horse.

M.A.B. It's a big horse who?

M.A.B. It's a big horse I'm a Londoner, that I love......

The Geordie Shaver · Sunday December 9, 2012

Sorry Rob , I don't get that one either ,
Derrick

UKRob · Sunday December 9, 2012

The Geordie Shaver said:
Sorry Rob , I don't get that one either ,
Derrick

You have to sing the last line - in a Cockney accent preferably.

The Geordie Shaver · Sunday December 9, 2012

UKRob said:
The Geordie Shaver said:

Sorry Rob , I don't get that one either ,
Derrick

Click to expand...

You have to sing the last line - in a Cockney accent preferably.

Ah,
thank's,it's too early in the morning,
Derrick

Pig Cat · Sunday December 9, 2012

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- I think

- I think who?

- I think it's time to wrap up this thread as nobody seems to understand the jokes, let alone find them funny.

Boom boom!!!!

Lose the beard · Sunday December 9, 2012

Pig Cat said:
- I think it's time to wrap up this thread as nobody seems to understand the jokes, let alone find them funny.

Ah, were they jokes :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

NotTheStig · Sunday December 9, 2012

I get them both - what's the problem?!!!

Joke 1 - showing how fickle show business is.
Joke 2 - the old song "maybe it's because I'm a Londoner"

Loses something if you have to explain them!!

GOLDCREST · Sunday December 9, 2012

Still don't get the first one....Better have a cup of coffee,then have another look.

mstrunck · Sunday December 9, 2012

Pig Cat said:
- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- I think

- I think who?

- I think it's time to wrap up this thread as nobody seems to understand the jokes, let alone find them funny.

Boom boom!!!!

I think we should keep the thread PC. By now the thread begins to be funny in itself...

/Max

Lose the beard · Sunday December 9, 2012

I got joke 2, I still can't get the first one, even with NTS explanation. I must be stupid :s

balidey · Sunday December 9, 2012

Had to have the 1st explained to me (as I avoid TV most of the time).
2nd one was good.
I'll add to the list...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Runeep.
Runeep who?

or...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
I've dunup.
I've dunup who?

This one may not work written down, but gets the kids every time...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sheep.
Interrupti.....?
BAAAAA

Pig Cat · Sunday December 9, 2012

Great stuff Balidey!! :icon_razz::icon_razz::icon_razz: