Is your razor too dumb? Well new razor "Phi Razor" to the rescue ;)

[wayne_m]

It should also shock you. That'll teach you to shave properly.

Mine already does shock me.... When the blood starts to trickle down my cheek

 

[Darkbulb]

Mine already does shock me.... When the blood starts to trickle down my cheek

Just imagine what a nice Pavlovian impact a mid-level electrical current could have on your poor shaving technique

 

[Gordy]

It's actually just the memory eraser from Men In Black, with a razor stuck on to it. Makes you forget you paid £200 for a load of old bollocks.

 

[Darkbulb]

It's actually just the memory eraser from Men In Black, with a razor stuck on to it. Makes you forget you paid £200 for a load of old bollocks.

I wish more of my razors came with that feature...

 

[Gordy]

I wish more of my razors came with that feature...

I wish my wife came with that!!

 

[Bechet]

This belongs in the Best Razor for your Genitals thread - get a bit of light between your legs.

 

[rowlers]

words fail...
but - what a load f*cking sh|te!

 

[Bechet]

How to ruffle the feathers of trad shavers - add a light!

 

[Dave-the-rave]

I just imagined all you guys shaving with it and denying ownership on the Forum. Like the old Billy Connolly joke about the guy in the VD clinic...'Nothing wrong with me, I work here'.

 

[Fergiebilly]

The Dummies Razor ..Should be quite popular that one..Got a Huge Market..

Billy

 

[Gordy]

They've just released a statement on Facebook, turns out it's actually......

.......a phallic compensator!



[emoji3]

 

[Dave-the-rave]

Run around in the dark wearing an luminous condom on the 'chap'
while wielding that razor. Sorta like a pervy Darth Vader.

 

[Ferrum]

How to ruffle the feathers of trad shavers - add a light!

....and for a further improvement, make it cut with a laser blade. Eek!

 

[PLANofMAN]

If you have to ask.....

Also. I blame Canada.

Grrr.

I expect to be so very disappointed. Kind of reminds me of the last time I had a battery powered razor. Mach 3 power or something like that. Tore my face up something fierce and quite put me off battery powered razors altogether.

• planofmanWhat is 'intelligent' about this razor?
• thephirazorFull disclosure on intelligence coming soon. Stay tuned for more updates. You will not be disappointed.

 

[Darkbulb]

I want to back it just because of bragging rights

 

[Wishbone]

I reckon it'll be a pressure warning sensor .............. Bastards built one into my leccy toothbrush, with a big red light that flashes if I press too hard ........ Got on my nerves and the brush did my gums in, so I passed it on and bought myself a proper toothbrush; problem solved.

Although I also reckon the time tested old method of pressure sensing in shaving should serve us well into the future: If your flesh is coming off in strips, you're pressing too hard ......