Happy Birtyday Lexx & Rev-O
- Thread starter Jeltz
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- Joined
- Wednesday March 10, 2010
- Location
- Brighton
Happy Birthday to you both. I hope you have a good one........ 
- Joined
- Friday July 10, 2009
Thanks guys. It's been a a brilliant beautiful sunny day and I was going to go blasting about the midlands on my old Vespa but instead I'm clutching a hotwater bottle to my stomach and groaning (the groaning is optional but it's a known fact that it help men get better faster) feeling queasy and rough - and through no fault of my own, either. Birthday indeed!
Ironically I've been given some lovely Belgian beers but can't face anything stronger than peppermint tea.
On the plus side . . . is that stripper!
Ironically I've been given some lovely Belgian beers but can't face anything stronger than peppermint tea.
On the plus side . . . is that stripper!
- Joined
- Friday July 10, 2009
- Location
- Inverclyde
Happy birthday to both of you.
That is as close as you will get to a stripper Rev, well at least until the man flu drugs kick in and induce hallucinations.
That is as close as you will get to a stripper Rev, well at least until the man flu drugs kick in and induce hallucinations.
- Joined
- Saturday March 27, 2010
- Location
- ATH
happy b'day guys
kons
kons
- Joined
- Sunday August 23, 2009
- Location
- Sunbury !!
sorry it's a bit late, but been away training all day
Have a good one chaps
Have a good one chaps
- Joined
- Wednesday December 9, 2009
Happy Birthday !!
- Joined
- Thursday August 5, 2010
Happy Birthday, chaps!
And to cheer Ollie up, here's a vicar-related joke:
At church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Lancashire and Cheshire,stands up and proclaims:
'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Jaguar every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says,
'If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
'If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding hisforehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F--k him'
And to cheer Ollie up, here's a vicar-related joke:
At church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Lancashire and Cheshire,stands up and proclaims:
'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Jaguar every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says,
'If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
'If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding hisforehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F--k him'
- Joined
- Sunday October 11, 2009
- Location
- Kent "Invicta"
Hope you both had a great day
