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Father Ted said:
LOL - I used to do that on BXC Forum (where owing to my prowess with the Black Pudding* I was nominated Blackbelt in Eckythump)











*People from South of Higher Crumpsall (which is the posh bit where they get out of the bath to have a wee) - a Black Pudding is a small endangered omnivore known for its sharp claws and teeth and its ability to run up trouser legs quicker than a whippet with a bum full of dynamite.
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Hope you're paying Mike Harding for use of his material ;)
 
Father Ted said:
He's great is our Mike - and Beakey was a real person, not someone made up.
I remember teachers like him too. Leather patches on their elbows flashing in the afternoon sun! :lol:
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Hey Beakey! - Get off an' milk it!!

I turned around......I was alone.....all mi' undreds of best mates......gone :oops:

Classic stuff, proper comedy with no need to rely on shock language & controversial targets.
 
moodymick said:
Classic stuff, proper comedy with no need to rely on shock language & controversial targets.
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That's why I like 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue', clever and/or silly but nothing shocking or vicious.
 
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