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- Thursday November 19, 2009
A dad is in a restaurant with his son. The young man is demonstratinghow he can catch a pound coin with his mouth after flipping it in the air.
Suddenly, he starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizeshe has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a bluebusiness suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the mall, reading her newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup downon the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter,gets upfrom her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the mall.
Reaching the young man, the woman carefully unzips his pants takeshold ofhis testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then even more firmly. After a few seconds he convulses violently and coughs up thepound coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the lad, the woman hands the coin to the father and walksback to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting illeffects,the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I'venever seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'
'No,' the woman replies,' I work for the Inland Revenue.'
Suddenly, he starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizeshe has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a bluebusiness suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the mall, reading her newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup downon the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter,gets upfrom her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the mall.
Reaching the young man, the woman carefully unzips his pants takeshold ofhis testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then even more firmly. After a few seconds he convulses violently and coughs up thepound coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the lad, the woman hands the coin to the father and walksback to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting illeffects,the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I'venever seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'
'No,' the woman replies,' I work for the Inland Revenue.'