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You have heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say, 'You're next Fatty.'
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no
difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say, 'You're next Fatty.'
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no
difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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