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Between myself and my better half (Heather) at 7am this morning through the bathroom door.
Heather: I don't know any man that takes half an hour just to have a shave. :shock:
Me: You don't know many men then.
Heather: More than you think!
Me: Hmmm. :roll:
Heather: Why does it take so long? :|
Me: I like to take my time and do it right.
Heather: It's about the only thing you do right then. :x
Me: Thanks. :shock:
Heather: And why do you have to shave the same face three times? :roll:
Me: Once with the grain, once across the grain, and once against the grain. :ugeek:
Heather: You're only having a shave, not planing wood! :roll:
Me: An interesting analogy. :|
Heather: Robert (her ex) used to shave in two minutes with his electric razor. :x
Me: He was a twat. :roll:
Heather: So when will you be finished? :|
Me: In about twenty minutes.
Heather: Oh, I give up! (sound of retreating footsteps)
Me: Some things in life just shouldn't be rushed.
Heather: I don't know any man that takes half an hour just to have a shave. :shock:
Me: You don't know many men then.
Heather: More than you think!
Me: Hmmm. :roll:
Heather: Why does it take so long? :|
Me: I like to take my time and do it right.
Heather: It's about the only thing you do right then. :x
Me: Thanks. :shock:
Heather: And why do you have to shave the same face three times? :roll:
Me: Once with the grain, once across the grain, and once against the grain. :ugeek:
Heather: You're only having a shave, not planing wood! :roll:
Me: An interesting analogy. :|
Heather: Robert (her ex) used to shave in two minutes with his electric razor. :x
Me: He was a twat. :roll:
Heather: So when will you be finished? :|
Me: In about twenty minutes.
Heather: Oh, I give up! (sound of retreating footsteps)
Me: Some things in life just shouldn't be rushed.
