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Mine always looked like I'd shined them with used toilet paper. I never could manage a spit-shine.Isn't there a fourth "S" to the military routine? Shining ones boots? I hated it.
It's a Snowflake generation thing. Two-thirds of all parents in the Western Hemisphere are grappling with it. Watch out for those logs, though.I have a 23 year old Prince Charming living at home. Mummy's little Soldier, similar to Sheridan from Keeping up appearances.
I'm quite used to going into the bathroom only to find His royal highness could not be bothered to flush to toilet or God forbid put the lid down. Of course if I say anything about going into my shave den and seeing the Captains log staring up at me then of course it wasn't him! I must get a priest in to exorcise the ghost that keeps leaving turds in our bog.
Looks familiar....It wasn't me ....Well it wasn't me, wasn't your Mam and the dog goes outside. Who does it leave you dick!