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A woman is in hospital in a coma, with her distressed husband sitting at her bedside.
The doctor comes in a says to the husband: "Why don't you massage your wife's breasts. She might respond to that?", to which the man replies: "Thanks Doctor, I'll give that a go!".
The doctor returns half an hour later and is delighted to hear that the woman has responded splendidly, even managing a few words. He says to the man: "That's fantastic! Why don't you try oral sex?" The husband says "OK, if you think it might work Doctor...".
Twenty minutes later, the husband bursts into the doctor's office and shouts: "Doctor, I did what you said, and my wife's dead!"
The Doctor (thinking 'Dear God! I'm going to be struck off for this!), says "Dead? How in the name of hell did she die?"
The husband replies: "To be honest Doctor, I think she choked".
[I heard this joke in an episode of the BBC series 'Clocking Off'].
The doctor comes in a says to the husband: "Why don't you massage your wife's breasts. She might respond to that?", to which the man replies: "Thanks Doctor, I'll give that a go!".
The doctor returns half an hour later and is delighted to hear that the woman has responded splendidly, even managing a few words. He says to the man: "That's fantastic! Why don't you try oral sex?" The husband says "OK, if you think it might work Doctor...".
Twenty minutes later, the husband bursts into the doctor's office and shouts: "Doctor, I did what you said, and my wife's dead!"
The Doctor (thinking 'Dear God! I'm going to be struck off for this!), says "Dead? How in the name of hell did she die?"
The husband replies: "To be honest Doctor, I think she choked".
[I heard this joke in an episode of the BBC series 'Clocking Off'].
