Whilst idly browsing the net...

[Arrowhead]

:lol:

PM sent.

 

[SirPrize]

For that price I would expect it to be delivered by (X) dressed as a (Y) who would then proceed to (Z).
Fill in your own details!

 

[hunnymonster]

X = Ollie
Y = Minister of Religion
Z = Preach

 

[Pig Cat]

Sir Prize's choice would surely be:

X = Beau Brummell
Y = A dandy
Z = Offer sartorial advice

 

[SirPrize]

So I need sartorial advice do I? - I am once more beginning to wonder how you would look under aspic with an apple in your mouth!
My choice would be:-

X - Joanna Lumley.
Y - Naughty Schoolgirl.
z - Complete my Education.

 

[Pig Cat]

Of course not, but I'm sure you'd find your time spent with him very interesting. But not half as interesting as with Joanna Lumley!!

"Sid James Laughter" :lol:

 

[philamac]

So I need sartorial advice do I? - I am once more beginning to wonder how you would look under aspic with an apple in your mouth!
My choice would be:-

X - Joanna Lumley.
Y - Naughty Schoolgirl.
z - Complete my Education.

I would see her more as a saucy English Literature teacher....................

 

[SirPrize]

Of course not, but I'm sure you'd find your time spent with him very interesting. But not half as interesting as with Joanna Lumley!!

Actually La Lumley is an intelligent, erudite and well-travelled woman as well as being utterly scrumptious - I wonder if she fancies a bit of rough?

 

[Arrowhead]

Since she's now regarded as a goddess in the literal sense (at least in Nepal), I for one rather think she's out of my league.

 

[hunnymonster]

I wonder if Jane Asher is available... at least there'd be cake on offer....

 

[Pig Cat]

I wonder if Jane Asher is available... at least there'd be cake on offer....

Saw her in a recent sitcom "The Old Guys" and she has still got it, oh yes!!