What's red and bad for your teeth?

SmallBeard · Wednesday September 24, 2014

Penguin with a nose bleed?

Northam Saint · Wednesday September 24, 2014

SmallBeard said:
Penguin with a nose bleed?

Fits but no. Try black and white and 'read' all over. You see it's all in the delivery.

Pig Cat · Wednesday September 24, 2014

Northam Saint said:
SmallBeard said:

Penguin with a nose bleed?

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Fits but no. Try black and white and 'read' all over. You see it's all in the delivery.

Well the classic answer is a newspaper.

Yes this sort of joke is wordplay and doesn't work so well written down, for example:

A man walks in to a doctor's surgery wearing nothing but a pair of cling-film underpants.

The doctor looks at him and says "I can clearly see you're/your nuts"

Chortle! :icon_razz:

pjgh · Wednesday September 24, 2014

... a duck walks into a bar. The barman says, "your pants are down".

SmallBeard · Wednesday September 24, 2014

Yeah I knew the answer, but like you said it works better spoken.

Must buy a pack of penguins bars today, then I can join in :icon_razz:

GorbalsRazor · Thursday September 25, 2014

What's red, pink, silver and noisy?

A baby playing with a razor blade.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

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