What's on top of your cardboard box?I don't have a dressing table.
I'm a guy, I don't have a primping routine.What's on top of your cardboard box?
You can keep those all to yourself!
Did you skip your meds again?Matron says you mustn’t take the wee wee out of poor chaps like me that have spent too many tea breaks sitting on the cold ground and consequently have piles of skyscrapers or is that’s skyscrapers of piles?
Matron is giggling. MATRON! Stop it, you know it hurts when I fart. Matron is going bright red. MATRON! I’m warning you. Matron has lost all sense of propriety and is guffawing loudly whilst slapping her ample thighs. MATRON! Oh bugger, she’s rolling on the floor now…hmph!
Even Matron wouldn’t do that to me. I think….
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