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Then you need more tea!!Nope, we don't melt.
I'm drinking ice cold green tea right now, but I don't feel melty yet.Then you need more tea!!
It'll come chap, it'll comeI'm drinking ice cold green tea right now, but I don't feel melty yet.
Green tea don't count! If it doesn't say Yorkshire on the packet, it isn't Yorkshire in the packet! As a dyed in the wool coffee enthusiast, I feel it is my patriotic and cultural duty as an Englishman to ensure that my tea levels stay maintained at "minimum HM Gov citizenship test levels" lest I be ejected from Blighty for not drinking enough of the Elixir of Boadicea (or something).
I'm drinking ice cold green tea right now, but I don't feel melty yet.
What about Earl Grey?Well, la-de-dah! Don't forget to stick your little pinkie out while you're doing it ... you could always get a little umbrella for the drink
I'll have a proper brew! https://www.yorkshiretea.co.uk/
Way to ruin good tea. Bleugh!What about Earl Grey?
Pish. I love a good Earl Grey. Beats the grossly overrated Yorkshire Tea anyway.Way to ruin good tea. Bleugh!
Pish. I love a good Earl Grey. Beats the grossly overrated Yorkshire Tea anyway.
Every day is crap. It’s because of a four letter word: life.
Better than that five letter word; death.Every day is crap. It’s because of a four letter word: life.
Nah.Start the day with a cup of Yorkshire (even as a Masala Chai) and all will be well.
Chin up, matey. You know what they say: some things in life are bad ... they can really make you mad ...