A guy goes to his doctor and asks him for a massive amount of Viagra. He explains to the doctor: "My girlfriend is coming on Friday, my ex-wife on Saturday and my ex-girlfriend on Sunday. "
The doctor said: "that is a lot of Viagra. You have to come in Monday for a quick checkup."
The man shows up on Monday with his hand in a sling. The doctor, surprised, asked: "what the hell happened?"
The man replied "none of them showed up."
The doctor said: "that is a lot of Viagra. You have to come in Monday for a quick checkup."
The man shows up on Monday with his hand in a sling. The doctor, surprised, asked: "what the hell happened?"
The man replied "none of them showed up."