UK meteorology

Anyway, Fast Show-based stuff aside, the usual chap has given a brief analysis of the short-range outputs for the storm:
 
Just jesting Chris ... I promise I do know that these guys just do their best to forecast weather patterns, not cause them !

JohnnyO. o/
He's just saying that to appear civilised, Chris. He thinks Liam et al sit around in feathers and paint burning strange incenses and chuckling about how cold and wet JohnnyO will be today! I think he still suspects you of the same, there's just no telling him I'm afraid.

Any road up. Drove home last night after War Games Night (D&D not the movie) in a blizzard and woke up this morning to a lane of frozen slush, nice. Getting the few miles to Leeds was... interesting, the pools of half frozen slush were among the highlights of the journey.
 
It's woad they wear Count, woad I tell thee !

JohnnyO. o/
Oh woad is thee!

Anyway, Malcolm's post for this morning (he's the Netweather member I quote shows an unsettled couple of days before milder conditions take charge over the weekend:

 
Evening discussion: