Tomatoes

Grunter

Joined
Monday February 11, 2013
Location
God's Own Yorkshire!
Two tomatoes are walking down the street
when one tomato asks the other
"Where do you live?"
to which the other replies
"I'm not telling you, you might nick my washing"

Sorry......:icon_razz:
 
I've looked at this for ten minutes now and am still unable to come up with any resemblance to humour. I can't even begin to imagine why it was posted - even if I posit a situation where I finished work early on a Friday with a few mates, went on the piss for a few hours and then decided to post a joke at 19.03 - it still doesn't seem to be funny.
 

I've got more if you want..............?:icon_razz:

Lose the beard said:
I don't get it either.
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mattyb240 said:
*whistles*.... Nothing to see here chaps move along
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Awright, awright, nuff wi the keech jokes sad sacks or we'll send round Vinny tae gie ye wedgie!

Twa coos in a field. Yin coo says to the other, "So whits aboot yon Mad Coo Disease?"

The other coo replies, "Ah dinnae ken, Ah'm a feckin' sheep!"

Boom, boom!

(And that's without inebriating licquor )
 
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