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Urban Hermit said:*enters from stage left walks to centre stage with his Top hat carried in the crook of his arm*
*faces the audience, bows to the centre the right, the left then back to the centre*
- Thenk hyoo.
- Thenk hyoo.
- No, you're too kind. [/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]
- Thenk hyoo. [/list:u]
Good night & drive safely. [/list:u]
- Thenk hyoo.[/list:u][/list:u]
*exits, stage right, putting on his top hat and adjusting the cuffs of his tuxedo jacket as he leaves*
Puts me in mind of Mike Harding: "I was going to write a song about the National Front ... but there's not a right lot rhymes with 'front'".Smell The Glove said:Jeez, that was really hard to do without saying "fanny!"
Pig Cat said:There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Who everyone thinks has a fanny
But there's not one to see
For 'she' is a 'he'
It turns out our Nanny's a tranny :shock:
cheese_dave said:If you feckers are taking the rip out of my 1000th post competition I swear I will hunt you all down and murder you like the dogs you are... if I have to search every nook and CRANNY
Aw hell, more than a thousand posts and I'm still a grey man on TSR. It's UNCANNY.hunnymonster said:cheese_dave said:If you feckers are taking the rip out of my 1000th post competition I swear I will hunt you all down and murder you like the dogs you are... if I have to search every nook and CRANNY
Er - no, it's not... don't take this the wrong way Cheesy, but that thought never occurred to me. <lack of emoticon to represent seriousness>
Arrowhead said:Puts me in mind of Mike Harding: "I was going to write a song about the National Front ... but there's not a right lot rhymes with 'front'".Smell The Glove said:Jeez, that was really hard to do without saying "fanny!"
Wild Bill Shakespeare in his hey day said:exeunt stage left, followed by a bear
Wow moody! - art house poetry ! I bet you could put house bricks on the floor of the Tate Modern, and make it look real good. Or how about putting a dead sheep in a glass case full of Formaldehyde ?? :lol:moodymick said:adjunct, blunt, brunt, grunt, hunt, punt, runt & Gordon Brown
soapalchemist said:There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Who's now been revealed as a tranny
And so he came out
With a flounce and a pout
And revealed that his real name was Danny.
If I win I will generously forgo my prize........
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