Things you don't see anymore

[andyjreid]

obviously since the Kelvingrove incident I'm not allowed to go to Glasgow any more

Is that Russ' ban for the time you snaffled a DE from the charity shop?

 

[Proinsias]

Also to quote Billy Connolly, you never see people with "neck lumps" anymore.

My mate Stevie's got a peach of a neck lump, well maybe more of a plum

white dog shit, apparently

 

[Jeltz]

Things you don't see anymore

Posts by the person on my Foe list

 

[Proinsias]

stop quoting Jeltz, you just ruined the foe function for all those avoiding factormax :mrgreen:

 

[Smell The Glove]

Andy Gray and Richard Keys.

 

[Pig Cat]

Andy Gray and Richard Keys.

:lol:

 

[moodymick]

Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha!!

 

[Rev-O]

saves him some on his bone disposal bill

:lol:

What a great chat-up line.

"Hello luv, fancy helping me dispose of my bone?"

I'm gonna try that one on the wife later.

("Having a wife saves me some on my bone disposal bill, I can tell you.")

 

[Father Ted]

Hedgerow p0rn.
There is a whole generation missing out because interweb pron has killed off damp magazines stuffed in hedgerows.

 

[cheese_dave]

Crikey I used to cycle to my Saturday job on a farm when I was a teenager and scour the hedgerows for hedgerow pron, great days. All the women had really hairy fannies.

So I guess, what don't you see any more - "hairy fannies".



Too far?

 

[tubby_shaw]

Spangles
Especially the Old English flavour :hungrig

 

[ebilpirate]

Slam door trains,
Telephone tables,(a friend posits that Knowing what a telephone table is could be taken to be the defining metric for being "old")
Useful train station staff
Post on the doormat when you leave for work in the morning
Mixtapes, (homemade and lovingly tailored for the recipient)

And yes rev, I miss peely as well, I take it you have read his book. It had me crying with laughter on the tube to work.

 

[scottymac]

Splicers
Treets now peanut m and ms

 

[moodymick]

After 12:19 today, Vinny

 

[Rev-O]

After 12:19 today, Vinny

Eh?

Not another spell in prison?

 

[SirPrize]

So I guess, what don't you see any more - "hairy fannies".
Too far?

Not at all, dear boy - a fine body of women and much under-appreciated.
Good of you to give them a mention.
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