There I am...

I think Glastonbury Festival needs somewhere one could get a decent shave - combined with a haircut and massage I bet you could make a tidy profit from the money that attends these days.

You'd probably be booked solid on the last day / Monday morning before people depart back to the "real world".

Plus you get in to live it up without having to take part on the ticket lottery!
 
Calm down HM, the experience is fully endorsed by those rubbish actors.

The English do gangsta chic very badly, they were just stillborn ugly and had pushy mums.
 
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