theft!

went to pack my bag for the weekend away at the ol' dears and decided to take my OS Whitewater deodorant stick
bought this new a while ago and left it in the cupboard for when i needed it

but a lot of it had gone

under interrogation Mrs H admitted to stealing it one pit swipe at a time :evil:

"it smells nice" she said
i know, that's why i bought the friggin thing :roll:

i'm know heading doon toon to see if i can get her her own spray anti-persperant

i also caught her nicking the shrapnel from my tin :shock:

a beating will be administered

hando said:

under interrogation Mrs H admitted to stealing it one pit swipe at a time :evil:

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How Belgian - surely it should be two pit swipes at a time?

If Mrs H is uni-armular I apologise for the insensitivity and boggle at the mechanics of application instead.

hando said:

a beating will be administered

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Don't you mean 'spanking'?

one is pain

the other is pleasure

she was a bad girl this time and not in a good way

i could always withdraw the Stratos

hando said:

i could always withdraw the Stratos

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Harsh. But fair :|

With Mrs M though, the punishment would be that i wore the stuff