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joe mcclaine said:I'd take them all outsiide for a full and frank discussion before letting their feet touch another ball (or whatever it is Heskey hits the ball with, somewhere above his ankle probably).
cheese_dave said:I was stuck in a traffic jam (fecking M6) listening to the last few minutes of that Italy/NZ game on Radio 5 Live. I was crying with laughter at the commentary.
"The manager's making a substitution with 4 minutes left."
"Manager? They'll make him Prime Minister when he goes back!"
"The substitute works in a bank."
"Bank? The Italian players earn more than that bank's worth!"
"Who's been your man of the match?"
"All of them."
"If you had to pick one."
"All of them."
"No, you can only pick one."
"ALL OF THEM."
"And that's the final whistle..."
"I don't believe it, THEY'VE HELD ITALY TO A DRAW, IT'S LIKE THEY'VE WON THE WORLD CUP!!!! THERE ARE TOPLESS GIRLS ALL AROUND THE STADIUM, THE KIWI RADIO PRESENTERS BEHIND US ARE IN TEARS!!!!!"
Wouldn't it be nice to feel like that about an England performance?
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