The Only Son

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Reading the milk thread made me remember this old farm joke I heard as a kid.


One fine morning a farmer strolled down to the barn to begin milking. As he swung open the barn door he was greeted with a shocking sight: his only son was standing in a wheelbarrow behind a cow "goin' to town"!!

"My God!!!?" screamed the farmer. "My only son, the fruit of my loins!! Where did I go wrong??!! What can I do??!!"

The son, smiling over his shoulder, said "Sure Dad, you wanna wheel me on down to the next cow please?"

;)
 
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