Tesco Burgers

Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers, diesel and petrol, starting Monday.

The deal is called Only Fuels and Horses.
 
I think some people are taking this a "bit" too far. If tesco don't sort themselves out, they won't be in business furlong.
 
Just lost my job as a shelf stacker at Tesco when the packet of frozen burgers I threw at Dave hit the store manager on the head.

Seems they have a zero tolerance policy on horse play
 
It's disgusting this horse meat business and I'm glad I don't eat burgers" said Donald McKay at the burns night supper, as he tucked into his minced lungs, brains, liver, balls, eyes, and arsehole wrapped in a stomach lining.

Breaking News:
'Siam' Australia's oldest elephant has died at Australia Zoo

Jumbo sausages, Half price at Tesco.
 
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Thank goodness for horses and elephants!!
 

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The epidemic has move on to Ikea Meatballs!
http://m.wsj.com/articles/a/SB10001424127887323384604578325864020138732?mg=reno64-wsj
 
Johnus said:
The epidemic has move on to Ikea Meatballs!
http://m.wsj.com/articles/a/SB10001424127887323384604578325864020138732?mg=reno64-wsj
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There is a joke in there somewhere, but you'll have to put it together yourself.
 

I love those! They're the Horse's bollocks....:angel:
 
Sure, no one cared when it happened to us!(-!
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Buying a Lasagne in Britain is a bit like trying to pick out a prostitute in Thailand.

You know some of them are going to contain some unwanted meat.
 
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