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Is your real name Steve AustinBecause I've been close to death so many times - I've lived life to the full !
These are worse than extreme sports because I'm disabled and drunk - Haha .
Yamaha YZ490 motocross 2-stroke on a nudist beach in Marseille when I was 17 at 85-90mph after 4 bottles of Bordeaux red and a bottle of Stolichnaya vodka - after I did it once I got brave and did it for a few hours a day - for ten days - made me feel alive - Of course I had my sea-legs; been drinking since I was eleven !
Doing the Sa Calobra in Mallorca on my fiftieth at 1am with no lights and one front brake-block on a rented Ladies shopping bike after 30-40 big White Russians and Moscow Mules.
Doing Kieder Forest after midnight in snow in January with my Dad (he was an F1 driver in the 60's) at well over a ton in a Suburu Impreza after a bottle of Remy Martin brandy - for a bet ! I just avoided the deers and dog-walkers and the big tree branches by a whisker l- the car only needed a paintjob the next week and no major bodyshop work - lucky lol !
Doing the Isle-of-Man TT on a 1972 Yamaha TZ750 when I was 18 in June - average lap-time - just over 80mph - did it in just less than
27:40 taking it easy after 15-20 pints of heavy (bitter) ! - Of course it was dark so after 11pm - I used to live in Port St Mary in the south so knew the route really well - Thank Goodness !
Jumping off Whitby pier in November into sea ice - drove there in my 4.2L 1969 Daimler-Jag across the North York Moors in freezing fog - did I have four halves of Vladivar in the glove compartment before/during/after - naturally; I didn't have a flask of hot tea ! Wet-suit - what's that ? I had my trunks on !
Obviously it took me a while to warm-up ; got shattering teeth and chilblains but I'm used to extreme cold so didn't bother me.
Of course I've done a few mad/risky things since -Like bog-snorkelling and extreme-ironing etc - it keeps me on the Qui-Vive and vital !
A man barely alive
we can rebuild him
we have the technology

