Keith was coked outta his tits and decided to climb or rest in the tree. Fessed up to it in his autobiography. Well, it's Keef, innit?View attachment 60618
Today -
Prep - facial wash
razor - Katana
blade - Med Prep (6)
brush - Chubby 1 best
soap - A&E St Barts
post - witch hazel
a/s - A&E St Barts
balm - none
scent - A&E St Barts edp.
All good - my favourite shaving software antidote to a dark, cold, stormy and pishy day in Glasgow. A whiff of the Caribbean - not that I have actually been there - my mate got sent on a press trip to Barbados - they were corralled and it turned into - what was effectively a luxury prison camp - he slipped the leash on Saturday night - wanting to hear some of the local sounds - with the locals. No problem finding it - just listen for the deafening sound of dance-hall - the walls of the building visibly shaking under the assault of the sound system. He had a whale of a time - they took him as one of their own - his money was no good all night - the only white guy there - I say white - he's from Dumbarton - so that is actually a shade of pale blue - sweating heavily in the humidity. He's never been that popular - before or since - with the ladies - he did admit that he was a bit terrified - anyone of them - could have crushed him between their capacious bosom. He made it back to the resort - minutes before the jittery pr woman phoned the cops to go find him. So - back to the shave - I really like A&E St Barts - the tallow soap base is superb - the scent takes you elsewhere - an azure sky - emerald water gently lapping on a white coral sand beach - perhaps - the smell of fish cooking on an open grill? - huge drinks - that are mostly made out of rum - and turn up in hollowed out fruit. The dull thud of Keith Richards falling out of a palm tree - yes - that did actually happen. You would have thought if you were Keith's people - you would have done a thorough risk analysis? Apparently not. A man - who is - unless lying flat on his back - going to present a very real danger to himself - especially on holiday. Nobody ever explained though - what was he doing up the tree in the first place - how did he get there? Life is full of imponderables. So - Glasgow - shit - still in Glasgow. Enjoy your shaves - one and all - I.
Good morning gents, I hope you're all well this morning.
Pre- Barts Grapefruit and Pink Pepper ASL
Brush- ExS Medium Jock
Soap- Signature Soaps Condate
Razor- EJ89
Blade- Gillette 7 O'clock Sharpedge (Green) #3
Post- Barts Grapefruit and Pink Pepper ASL
Well today's golf outing has been inexplicably cancelled and swapped to a visit to Wickes by Mrs Merchant Seaman. I've told her that if I'm to make next years tour then I need to be out there on the course not looking at plumbing fixtures. If looks could kill.
First pairing of this blade and the simple EJ89 and it proved to be a cracker.
An expected great lather from the soap and it was just such an easy shave.
I know we all say it but I really did have to slow down and remind myself that there was a blade in this thing.
So I'm off to look at bogs and things albeit with a face of an eighteen year old and smelling great.
PS I'm shite at golf.
^are ( bloody idiot).Gents, there is some absolutely great photos of shaving gear out there lately. Superb
Lovely Brush LeslieSOTD, Sunday 25 Oct
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*Charcoal Goods - Antiprism - Level 3
*Polsilver Stainless
*Valobra
*Skin Bracer
*DS Cosmetic/Boss Knot
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