I've always wanted to say this....
As my final entry for this past week of SOTD's I am very proud to present you with my first entry for this new week of SOTD's.
Even though this new week is nearly the next new week I guess I still need to hack some garbage or other together. So here they are, a whole week of shaves for the price of one. A Black Friday special. Buy one, get as many as you like free. And a theme? Why let's award it, 'Hello Kitty'
I was rather made up this week when Fender released their new range of 'Hello Kitty' guitars. Not because I'd like one, heaven forbid, but because they used Yoyoyoshi from those Otoboke girls to promote it. I guess it's a bit more in tone than James Hetfield though. I could just imagine the kudos of Metallica disappearing down the local tip with the rest of the garage on a Friday morning.
Saturday
Hey Kitty Kitty Kitty - Timeless bronze
Kitty kat - Polsilver Lodz
Atomic Kitty - Highlander Marine AFC
Kit Kat - Bath House Cuban Cedar and Lime
Kat Kit - Collagen
Kitty Kitty meow - Floris Limes
'And Dr Frankenstein just stitched me together. I shall rip his bloody eyes out'
I am going to presume it was a great shave because if you expect me to remember a shave from a week ago I'd be damned. I can't even remember five minutes back.
A song? Why not have the full Beaver and the non-Fender-guitar, this is the real thing original version of 'S'il vous plait'
Sunday
Shaving Kit - Occams Enoch
First aid kit - Feather Super Professional
Tyre repair kit - PAA Peregrino
Airfix kit - Kent soap
Sewing kit - Simple moisturiser
Tool kit - Guerlain Homme
Giphy free before I run out of my legally contracted number of bits and pieces I can publish before I am castrated
'So you should be love. I'll drink to that, cutting your nads off'
Another presumption. Brilliant
Monday
I didn't shave as I decided bein a lazy arsed git was a better option
Tuesday
Throw some bits in the sink. Throw some Proraso soap in the mix. Shave. Spread some love and YSL Y balm on you face, and finish with a spray of YSL Myslf.
Assumption has it, it must have been good
Wednesday
Cat's whiskers - Ikon B1
Cat food - Feather
Cat of 9 tails - Highlander LE
Cat's milk - Penhaligons Bayolea
Cat soft - Olay moisturiser
Cat poo - Extro Arzachena
I remember this one and thinking 'by jolly that is one effing sharp blade'. And then I slashed my chin
Thursday
It is getting late now and if I don't finish this one soon I'll never get it completed before the new week actually arrives. So to do you a favour I'll fill in the missing bits not included in the photo followed by the words 'fucking great', because it was
Collagen moisturiser
Floris Elite
Fucking great
And everything has gone in to 'let it be bold' mode. So let it be
Friday
A Timeless bronze razor with some other odds and sods. Of course I know it was hood because it was only this evening
It's a Friday. Things can only end one way
And I love you all
