Well, well, well, and more wells. He returns. Or does he?
The good news from here is that finally my skin cancer issue has been resolved, but not without a battle through the NHS (National Hair Shaving). Still, glad to be in a better place.
But I've never given in on my shaving routine and believe me, I have done you all proud on a daily basis.
Being as there is no chance of playing catch up (illegal term alert! Illegal term alert!. Bring in the department for theming things police) on the past few weeks, but here's a few sexy photos to keep your shaving testosterone levels up.
And a theme? Of course. And this one has been approved to be themed, 'Am I shaving? Yes I am'
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And let's make this one a Karaoke shave since it's been some time since the last one.
I'm sure you know the score. Press play and sing away in your best (or worst) voice. If the word don't fit, sing them faster, or slower, or don't even bother singing them at all. Or just say 'Satan you're a daft bastard'
And the music score for this arrives curtesy of Diamond Head. Metallica? I think not
My mother never shave, she had a beard to her nave
Razorless mother witch
For the guidance I tried
Tie her down now
I jus' wanna shave her face
Baby smooth she weren't, ain't no lady grace
Sixty four, everyone was nice
Got to see them, and share my body lice
Brush in hand and free of any price
Take my time
Am I shaving?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man (I think), yes
Watched my mother shorn
Even cleared her head
You thought I may have gone
Left TSR and fled
A beard? no chance
Come and shave with me
I'll clean you to the bone
Help set me free
Sixty four, everyone was nice
Got to see them, and share my body lice
Blade in hand, unwanted fluff I slice
Take my time
Am I shaving?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man (I think), yes
Oh oh
On with the action now, strip bristles without trace
I'll spread my blood around
I'll see you in this place
My face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a dozen times before
Smell so sweet (of course I do)
Am I shaving?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man (I think), yes
My face is longing before, await that hair
Sent to shave my mother, I must also shave myself
My face is never forgotten, my face is all I own
Accoutrements in my drawer, take me home
Am I shaving?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man (I think), yes
I'm with the action now, stripping fluff away from me
I spread my blood around, I'll see you in A&E
My face is scarred with steel, my spirits take a hit
Like a dozen times before, at shaving I am shit
Am I shaving?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man (I think), yes
Am I shaving?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man (I think), yes
Yes I am
Heavy metal section over and done with. It is a Friday and especially for
@Mark12 it just has to be Puffyshoes time
And I still love you all. Always will