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Razor: Rex Ambassador
Blade: Voskhod (1)
Brush: Tony Forsyth Matilda Prototype Rhodium knots 2-band Silvertip
Lather: Stirling Bay Rum
Post: EVOO
Banter police mate - I think you might find - that is 'nay socks' or 'nae' - better - nante. Perhaps I can interest you in my online course - "How to fuckin' speak Glaswegian?' - and not get battered in the process. You'll be fluent in a matter of weeks. Just don't say 'ball bag' instead of 'baw bag'- starter for ten. 'Total fanny - yer gieing it that' - no danger - to quote Gerry Cinnamon - c**t may no be a put down - it entirely depends on the inflection.
I've got a mate who's a shaman, gets anything you want in no time
A weekend at Bernie's is a few days without any sunshine
I know a right dour-faced bastard
A really nice guy but he hates life
He's got sarcastic eyeballs
And a tongue that can slash like a lock-knife
These faces I've know growing up on the streets in the Southside
From the hills of the 'milk to the parade in the east end
I remember the change
In the accents on the Westside
Making money 'til there's no time left to spend
It's all bullshit but we all still pretend
When I was a wean, i used to sell puff to make money
But we'd smoke all the profit and by Friday it was no longer funny
I know a guy who's a lightweight, one or two jars and he's buckled
He's the guy that loses keys has to break into his ain house and gets huckled
These faces I've known
Growing up on the streets in the Southside
From the swords in the schemes
To the art-school dreams of the town
And when I lie awake in the night time
These things I remember
Some happy, some sad
Bring a smile to my face when I'm down
In the Priory or in Sinbad's in Dunoon
I've been all round the world, but there's nowhere compares to my home-town
The mayhem of Glasgow is buried deep in my blood
And there's no other place where 'a cunt' might not be a put down
It's thirteen degrees and there's folk in the street in the scud
No' the best place but there's diamonds in the mud
No' the best place but there's diamonds in the mud
No' the best place but there's diamonds
Ha ha - I.
Not at all - I can take little pride from being Glaswegian - other than the fact we can swear better than anyone - possibly - with the exception of Australians - they are really good at it. 'Fair suck of the Sav?' - to quote. Do sign up for the lessons - ya fud - your life will be enriched - c**t - baw bag - English fanny - a whole world of expletives awaits you... the correct use of 'amurney' - ha ha ha - I.I think I get the gist. And the gist is, 'Just don't bother with the Scottish accent you ignorant twat'.
I consider myself expelled from the 'Learn Glaswegian in a week' class
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That's a strong breeze blowing over the top of your brush!Pre - Shower / Face wash
Cream - TOBS Mr Taylor
Brush - New forest badger
Razor - MÜHLE R89
Blade - Wilkinson (7)
Post - Alum followed by moisturiser with SPF
Nice comfortable two and a bit pass shave this morning. One more use of the shave cream and I'll start on one of the unopened soaps in my drawer.
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Beat me to it. Looks like a pillion on a motorbike!That's a strong breeze blowing over the top of your brush!P.
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