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Warning! This SOTD contains upsetting photos and videos of shaving implement abuse, and flashing images
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What hello chaps, chapesses and possibly, even bearded folk. And if the latter case, you are on the wrong forum. And may be I am
It appears some days since I last made an entry, so it must be that time of the week where I have to say, 'Catch up'
'Maam. We are the policing wing for the Board of theming things, and we have good reason to believe you have used the phrase
Catch up'
'All I said was, Julie, we'll have to catch up at some point soon'
'Right that's it. You're bloody nicked!'
And right, that's it. The 'it', being my shaves for the past week covered by the theme, 'Shaving is dangerous. Be careful'
Sunday
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Potentially dangerous razor - Occams Enoch
'Do not swallow' blade - Schick Proline
'Choke hazard' brush - Highlander LE
'Do not eat' this soap - Captain Fawcett's
'Irritation hazard (not)' balm - Nivea for men
'Inhalation may be harmful' - YSL Homme eau de parfum
'Did you just pass wind?'
A dangerous razor based on the fact it may, just fall apart at any given moment, resulting in the blade being firmly wedged in one's face. If by any chance it happens to be on the lip, do not, under any circumstances, try to swallow. And especially if you happen to be on the inside of a large microwave.
Was it a good shave you boring fart? Of course it was, as the Enoch did remain complete throughout the shave. Get it right, and this razor borders on sublime, even if it does lean towards the aggressive.
The Fawcett's, because Mark of a reduced 12 inches used the same a couple of days earlier. Which was a nice reminder to get it out, use, and eat afterwards. We are talking shaving soap here?
Monday
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Don't go near your testicles with this razor - Stainless Mongoose
Was this the reason
@Mark12 Lost a number of inches? - Feather Super Professional
Electric Call Boy brush - PAA Peregrino
Danger high voltage soap - Floris Elite
Radioactive moisturiser - Danielle Laroche
Deep water perfume - Floris Elite
Any shave which involves the Mongoose and Floris soap will also involve being wonderfully shaved. I was. A well shaven, and very ugly hazard to the ladies
Wednesday
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A do not microwave razors razor - Ikon B1
And likewise the blade - Polsilver Lodz
Biohazard brush - Highlander 30mm Cashmere
Slippery surface soap - Kent
Microbe hazard moisturiser - L'Oréal
Danger high pressure perfume - Valentino Born in Roma
Back to the old, do not microwave shaving implements shave, and dangerously close it was. But the B1 only does uncomfortable, so an expectation.
It did require a change of blade since last used, as the previous had rusted. Which is a bit of an odd first for me, and so its disposal was the order of the shave. Please note, I did not try to digest the blade and sensibly placed it in he bin. Later cutting myself while correctly disposing of some non-recycleble waste. Not being sensible.
The Valentino being a superb ending to my sink activities
And it is over to those trashy dangerous girls, Bed In. Two ladies who if you stood too close to the front could cause a vacuum hazard
And I love you all