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That’s more like it! Horrendous!Once upon a time there were three little pigs
The first built a house made of straw
The second built a house made of sticks
The third built a house made of bricks
They were all part of the government scheme to build 6½ million houses out of any old odds and sods they could find to help meet a manifesto pledge. Discarded crisp packets apparently don't work very well
One day a big bad wolf came by the straw house of the first pig and said....
'Little pig, little pig, please let me in'
And the little pig said....
'Not by the hair on my chinny, chin, chin, will I let you in'
The big bad wolf replied...
'What the fuck? You've gor hairs on your chinny, chin, chin? Then you need to get over to TSR and learn how to bloody shave!'
And there was no huffing or puffing, and the big bad wolf left in disgust and pissed off to participate in some other fable.
'Now, who's this Little Red Riding Hood?'
And so here I am, and I have finally arrived at my shave themed, 'Be afraid, be very afraid'. A shave which includes blood, guts (just don't ask how I shave, and where), horror and a complete clown.
'Not That man! Satanfuckingwho?'
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Scary razor - Ikon B1
Afraid of sharp things? - Polsilver Lodz
A Big Boooooooo brush - Yaqi Dandelion
Scared shitless soap - Signature Wicstun
Michael Myers moisturiser - Nivea for men
Perturbed perfume - YSL Homme
'Burn Satan? Don't make me laugh'
From one extreme to the other. Last night the fairy Feather of the Shaving world with the AS-D2, and tonight that viscous bastard, the B1. And yes, there was blood shed in the name of being the smoothest ugly man in the village. Fortunately they were just a few weepers, not through gross stupidity. I do enough of that in my life.
And the Wicstun? Since I am over in the latter name for Wicstun, Market Weighton, it is only honourable to the Lord of Bolton, Mr Brian Signature, that I use his soap of the same name. It is a good job I am not in Twatt or Shitterton.
And they all shaved happily ever after
And since @Mark12 complained about the high standard of the Japanese ladies from last night, then take this you whinging git...
She looks like she won that keyboard in a cracker!
Kiiiiii really are a special group of young ladies…
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