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John said:Hello and welcome to TSR.
Johhnyboy said:.....
So I got the credit card out and went shopping. Best Badger brush, EJ DE razor with a blade selection to get me going. (although my young daughter was horrified to read 'Best Badger' on the Brush in the bathroom)
I haven't got the stage of lathering up in the bathroom behind closed doors, yet; I'm only a beginner!dodgy said:Johhnyboy said:.....
So I got the credit card out and went shopping. Best Badger brush, EJ DE razor with a blade selection to get me going. (although my young daughter was horrified to read 'Best Badger' on the Brush in the bathroom)
Did she object to the injustice of such a good badger being turned into a brush or three. You would think it would be punishment for the Worst badgers, not the best behaved ones for gosh sakes!
Wait till your daughter catches you not planning to shave but still 'lathering up' in the bathroom with the door closed. Kinda like the scene in Close Encounters with the potatoes at the dinner table.
Martin
dodgy said:John said:Hello and welcome to TSR.
That's it? Hello and welcome to TSR? Did you even read that poor bastard's post? This guy has the potential to be a real shooting star......
I can only figure that you and kindly Unca Mikey are cookin up something extra special for the new member. Maybe the Good Doctor will even get involved.
Oh, to the OP: welcome to this place
John said:How would you prefer for me to greet the gentleman Martin?
I could have typed a 1000 page dossier combining shaving crap and the possibility of intergalactic relations with an overzealous two headed alien, whom has the potential too destroy entire planets by farting in an easterly direction, but has a liking for sugar puffs instead.
Or would you prefer a diamond encrusted Toilet seat,with a golden turd thrown in for good measure?
Or perhaps the Red Carpet treatment, with a crummy free box of chocolates hand presented by dale winton in rubber bondage gear?
I felt just a "hello" was more than enough in all honesty (rather than your cheep shot at abusing the OP's intentions of just saying Hello.)
Now if you don't mind I've got to go now to clean my fish tank, by by for now Marty xxxx
dodgy said:John said:How would you prefer for me to greet the gentleman Martin?
I could have typed a 1000 page dossier combining shaving crap and the possibility of intergalactic relations with an overzealous two headed alien, whom has the potential too destroy entire planets by farting in an easterly direction, but has a liking for sugar puffs instead.
Or would you prefer a diamond encrusted Toilet seat,with a golden turd thrown in for good measure?
Or perhaps the Red Carpet treatment, with a crummy free box of chocolates hand presented by dale winton in rubber bondage gear?
I felt just a "hello" was more than enough in all honesty (rather than your cheep shot at abusing the OP's intentions of just saying Hello.)
Now if you don't mind I've got to go now to clean my fish tank, by by for now Marty xxxx
Ok now, who wrote all that? What am I missing here. Are you maybe 'blessed' with other personalities?
Anyway, I like the other funnier John better.
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