Good day ladies and gentlemen. Today's shave was kindly donated to you with the theme, 'The Guinness book of shaving records'
Most DE razors stacked on top of each other - 263 By Charles Jonathan Wilkinson July 1987 (unverified as there were claims they had been glued together) - Colonial General V2
Worlds sharpest blade - Feather Super Atom Splitter (Claimed to be so sharp it can cut molecules in two) - Feather Super Professional
World largest shaving brush - The Road-a-matic 3 band badger
Gentleman's Groom Room Whiskey barrel brush
Most expensive shaving soap - A puck of L'Occitane cade soap in a Wilkinson sword plastic tub was offered on the BST by
@Boycie83 in August 2019 for £58,534. It never sold but still said to be the costliest ever shaving soap - DR Harris Arlington
Worlds non-sexy scent - Acqua Di Parma acqua del fiume Humber. Created from the water collected by the sewage outlet between Immingham docks and Grimsby - Goutal Monsieur
Arlington today as it just happens to a great winter scent. If you happen to live in Guatemala. Still, and in agreement with the Digital Monkey, it is just one fantastic soap which delivers what it says on the
tin wooden container. With the remnants of a barrel of whiskey in control one might have thought a half hearted pissed up effort, but not all. To repeat previous words on this matter, this brush is simply superb.
The V2 does exactly what it says on the
tin cardboard box, which is little or nothing outside of the words 'Colonial razors' which describes Jack shit. So in a statement as to what it is actually capable of I quickly scribbled on the box, 'Shaves fucking brilliantly'. And it does.
At the end of the shave I now have a new entry in to the Guinness book of records as to the 'smoothest shave ever achieved' - Satanfriendly on the 11th December 2020. I am now officially a record breaker. I did try once for the most boiled eggs consumed in one sitting, but I was disqualified for consuming them from both ends.
Have a lovely weekend ahead all you wonderful people and wouldn't the world be sad if there were no Japanese ladies to sing you out? Well there is. Have some of this......and apologies for the blokes, but come on, the girls are pretty damn fine