Tall_Paul said:Gairdner said:Today I used a razor with a blade, a shaving brush with some shaving soap, a wee drop aftershave and a spot of women's moisturiser after which I slapped on some cologne. It was just fine.
Short, sharp and to the point!
SmallBeard said:John said:With the blood running down my face and dripping on my chest I pressed on, your going to have to a lot better than that to stop me from finishing my shave... you little bitchI've had worse and have the scars to prove it
I will NOT be whipped by no blade
John, you crazy man!
I'm going to try the shavette again later, and reading this has inspired me to carry on like a trooper if I inevitably cut off a lip, or an ear.
Thanks! :angel:
dodgy said:Tall_Paul said:Gairdner said:Today I used a razor with a blade, a shaving brush with some shaving soap, a wee drop aftershave and a spot of women's moisturiser after which I slapped on some cologne. It was just fine.
Short, sharp and to the point!
Paul, I am worried about Big G. He's hiding something about his shave........something shocking!!!! I am sure of it.
Mart
John said:SmallBeard said:John said:With the blood running down my face and dripping on my chest I pressed on, your going to have to a lot better than that to stop me from finishing my shave... you little bitchI've had worse and have the scars to prove it
I will NOT be whipped by no blade
John, you crazy man!
I'm going to try the shavette again later, and reading this has inspired me to carry on like a trooper if I inevitably cut off a lip, or an ear.
Thanks! :angel:
LOL probably I am crazy, the wife thinks so (it was the look I was giving out of the corner of my eye)........Any time you want to stop bleeding....... NO? I'll just carry on with the other side of my face then that bits still good to goThe amusing thing is on friday its our anniversary (the day me and the misses met) and I've got to go around with a fucked up face.... monster, monster :icon_razz:
Thanks, 13 years have passed since we met, she changed my life from being a drunken twat into a sober twat, and then into a father, at the end of the month we have been marred 6 years.SmallBeard said:John said:SmallBeard said:John said:With the blood running down my face and dripping on my chest I pressed on, your going to have to a lot better than that to stop me from finishing my shave... you little bitchI've had worse and have the scars to prove it
I will NOT be whipped by no blade
John, you crazy man!
I'm going to try the shavette again later, and reading this has inspired me to carry on like a trooper if I inevitably cut off a lip, or an ear.
Thanks! :angel:
LOL probably I am crazy, the wife thinks so (it was the look I was giving out of the corner of my eye)........Any time you want to stop bleeding....... NO? I'll just carry on with the other side of my face then that bits still good to goThe amusing thing is on friday its our anniversary (the day me and the misses met) and I've got to go around with a fucked up face.... monster, monster :icon_razz:
No surrender! You bleed there? Well then I'll just shave over here!
Haha, I'm not sure she would agree with amusing, but I'm sure you will still have a great time. She's probably just glad you know when it is! :icon_razz:
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:Top form Mr GGairdner said:John said:dodgy said:Tall_Paul said:Gairdner said:Today I used a razor with a blade, a shaving brush with some shaving soap, a wee drop aftershave and a spot of women's moisturiser after which I slapped on some cologne. It was just fine.
Short, sharp and to the point!
Paul, I am worried about Big G. He's hiding something about his shave........something shocking!!!! I am sure of it.
Mart
You don't suppose Mr G was just being a little.... sarcastic in his post?
Ether that or he's having a psychotic episode (if you watch too much british day time TV that will do that to a man)
Hey Mart, yer right. I shaved in my Mother-in-Laws undies. I don't know if you could call that a psychotic episode really - seems kinda normal to me. I sniff them first, of course. Might mix it up tomorrow and try the wife's undies but she farts too much so I ain't sniffing them first. I always know when she has bad wind as I wake up freezing in the middle of the night to find that she is sleeping on her front and the duvet is fluttering 3 feet above the bed like a magic carpet. All-Bran and prune juice anyone?
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:Top form Mr GJohn said:You don't suppose Mr G was just being a little.... sarcastic in his post?
He I wake up freezing in the middle of the night to find that she is sleeping on her front and the duvet is fluttering 3 feet above the bed like a magic carpet. All-Bran and prune juice anyone?
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