Rescuing British English

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When waiting at a bar counter to be served I usually hear someone say to the barmaid or whatever "can I get....". I could explode, it should be "can I have......" (pint of bitter, bag of crisps etc...) Drives me mad.

That really gets my hackles up!

Worse, some folks are taking to "I want a pint of whatever and a bag of crisps". Want?
 
As if I would intentionally do such a thing Iain. It was something my son said which sparked me off, he said the second season of a certain TV programme was starting. Season? I think he meant series.
 

OK I admit we've bastardized the English language, and back in the day you Brit's made a better Gillette ( I have 12) but you have to admit we got ya on deep dish pizza, fried chicken, and grits.
 

I'm guilty of using the word 'puck' instead of cake, and tuck as well but I am pleased to be correct.

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I'd like to add a few more words that need to be reclaimed/used instead.

"Fag" a colloquial term for a cigarette, not an insult for a homosexual.

Many people seem to use the word "Season" to describe a duration of a television programme, the correct term is "Series".

Also "Apartment" instead of "Flat".

"Biscuit" is not some kind of staple in Southern Cuisine but a flat disc of goodness often found in a cylindrical tube with the word 'McVities' on the side (other brands are available); not all Biscuits are Cookies - the only biscuits that are cookies are ones with chocolate chips (or raisins), calling a Hob Nob or a Digestive 'A Cookie' is an abomination to the English language, it's a biscuit ffs.
 
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320 million speakers of American English vs 60 million speakers of British English.

You lose.

There's no problem with Americans using American English.

For example iff your name is Chuck or Randy and you live in an apartment in Texas then it's fine to use the word 'Cookie' etc.

On the other hand if your name is Nigel or Keith and you live in a flat in Stourbridge then if you use the word apartment to describe your residence or cookie to describe a Fig Roll then one will be ridiculed, and rightly so.
 
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