Razor for midgets?

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James_uk

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If you are a midget and love to give DE razors a try then this might be the answer

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Now, now, James. We all know that it's no longer "appropriate" to use the word Midget these days. We now use the term "Little People".

I know this, because a lady with big tits and great legs from Equal Opportunities told me.

Ian
 
I bought one of those in a charity shop, it normally comes with a small tin and is labeled as a "Laurel Ladies Boudoir Safety Razor". I leave it next to the Wee Scott on a shelf in the bathroom for novelty purposes. I have a blade in mine but never used it to trim anything.

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IanM said:
Now, now, James. We all know that it's no longer "appropriate" to use the word Midget these days. We now use the term "Little People".

I know this, because a lady with big tits and great legs from Equal Opportunities told me.

Ian
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I thought "little people" referred to Irish elves. I think the phrase you were looking for is "vertically challenged".

As far as I am aware though, big tits and great legs is still an acceptable terminology. Or enhanced earmuffs, as one of my more disreputable colleagues would say.
 
Can't believe someone has actually posted a thread with such an offensive title.

Oh, hang on ... I've just seen who started it.

Makes more sense now.
 
I've recently read Warwick Davis' autobiography. I get the impression he tolerates some of the names given to people like him but much favours the term 'little people'. It is a good read actually, especially for those of us in their thirties who have probably seen most things he's acted in. I thought he was great in Extras.
 
Bilbo Baggins uses one just like it, very popular in the Shire, as Gandulf once said, one Razor to rule all! P.S be careful though Golum might see it yes my precious!

Jamie.
 
IanM said:
Now, now, James. We all know that it's no longer "appropriate" to use the word Midget these days. We now use the term "Little People".

I know this, because a lady with big tits and great legs from Equal Opportunities told me.

Ian
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I thought the term was 'porg' now. Standing for 'person of restricted growth'.
 
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her hair smells :lol: I should warn you i'm not very PC!

Also if you decide to tell a few more jokes on this thread, keep them short

Jamie
 
joe mcclaine said:
Can't believe someone has actually posted a thread with such an offensive title.

Oh, hang on ... I've just seen who started it.

Makes more sense now.
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oops sorry about that,if I knew you're one of those ''little people'' I would have been a bit more cautious about the title,cheers for making me aware of your situation sir,I'll take that on board for future
 
:lol: :lol:

pugh-the-special-one said:
Bilbo Baggins uses one just like it, very popular in the Shire, as Gandulf once said, one Razor to rule all! P.S be careful though Golum might see it yes my precious!

Jamie.
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