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You know he could have taken all the advice,and gone in search of something to help himself out, and intends to return to TSR later!
 

But you know what icebergs look like? From afar?
 
I reckon he does, but only through binoculars,on a calm sea,at night, but has forgotten to give them to the blokes in the crows nest " ICE BURG DEAD A HEAD" ding, ding, "TURN YOU BARSTARD,TURN,TURN. Just who's idea was it to make titanic,a tripple screw,with a turbine at the middle
And whilst we're at it we don't want all those life boats cluttering up the lines of the ship get rid of em, I could make a film about that.....:idea:
 

Just don't get Celine Dion to sing the bloody theme.:icon_razz::icon_rolleyes:
 

No fear of that, I was going to ask zz top for that, but the budget of £12.48p wouldn't stretch that far ( it's the bitches that follow them around, that's the problem,high maintance girls) I told them, use my Gibson,but to no avail, I'll just have to get Aerosmith in,joe perry a nice chap.
 

Well they Don't Want To Miss A Thing.:icon_razz:
 
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