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Not too far from LHR
A skipper friendly with Sa-tan,
Posts his shaves whenever he can.
Each Shave of the Day,
In his inimitable way,
Always ends with some girls from Japan.

There was a young shaver called Boyce,
Who for razors was spoilt for choice.
He sold them for free
On the B/S/T.
"PM sent" we replied with one voice.

The Gairdner who runs ShedEleven,
Resided in shaving brush heaven.
He whittled his wood
Whenever he could,
Did he sell one to Chris down in Devon?

A fine fellow known as Blademonkey,
Had a razor with scales most funky.
He decided to part
With his orange Koraat,
So he sold it to a straight razor junkie.
 
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Satanfriendly

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Liverpool
A skipper friendly with Sa-tan,
Posts his shaves whenever he can.
Each Shave of the Day,
In his inimitable way,
Always ends with some girls from Japan.

There was a young shaver called Boyce,
Who for razors was spoilt for choice.
He sold them for free
On the B/S/T.
"PM sent" we replied with one voice.

The Gairdner who runs ShedEleven,
Resided in shaving brush heaven.
He whittled his wood
Whenever he could,
Did he sell one to Chris down in Devon?

A fine fellow known as Blademonkey,
Had a razor with scales most funky.
He decided to part
With his orange Koraat,
So he sold it to a straight razor junkie.

I am deeply honoured. Many would rather I was simply deep
 
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Location
Sunny Cornwall
A skipper friendly with Sa-tan,
Posts his shaves whenever he can.
Each Shave of the Day,
In his inimitable way,
Always ends with some girls from Japan.

There was a young shaver called Boyce,
Who for razors was spoilt for choice.
He sold them for free
On the B/S/T.
"PM sent" we replied with one voice.

The Gairdner who runs ShedEleven,
Resided in shaving brush heaven.
He whittled his wood
Whenever he could,
Did he sell one to Chris down in Devon?

A fine fellow known as Blademonkey,
Had a razor with scales most funky.
He decided to part
With his orange Koraat,
So he sold it to a straight razor junkie.
Very well done and thanks for the mention! :)

Paul.
 
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Location
Devon
Among rolling green hills
A young handsome man shills
Peddling man-grooming products galore
The size of his stash
The sheer lack of cash
The forum all thought him a whore
But to the members he gave
With a big digital wave
Special offers they simply adored
In to their wet shaved laps
Landed his unwanted crap
And now he's off to buy more!
 

Satanfriendly

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Liverpool
This thread is all about Rhyme
Not soap or canned goo or some slime
It's really quite sad
That some rhyming is bad
But hey, I don't mind wasting time.

To be honest I'm not sure what it is about
Could be frogs
Or sumat about Trout
Could be dogs
Or a Satanic sprout
Or shoes or clogs
Or tiling and grout
Who really cares?
Mr Hot Metal mentions a man called Sat
There's not much I can say about him
'Cos he's just a twat
One without short and curlies
Someone say Japanese girlies?

 
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