JOTD..... (Joke of the day)

[fatboy1971]

 

[fatboy1971]

Just watching the sheep dog trials on the telly, they found four dogs guilty.

 

[fatboy1971]

I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

 

[fatboy1971]

What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.

 

[hotmetal]

What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.

And give him a great big shoeing?! That'll wipe the smile off his face.

 

[Bogeyman]

GROANERS, I tell ya!!

 

[Blademonkey]

What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.

You've been at the Cristiano crackers already!


Paul.

 

[Bob Mck]

My dog and I watched the sun set on the horizon, we stayed awake the entire night and wondered where it had gone, then it dawned on us.......